Six Things I Hate to See At Open Houses
1. STAGING. It either looks way better than my own stuff or it’s so sterile it’s a turnoff. Hold the scented candles and tell me the square footage. My preferred way of seeing a property: totally empty.
2. OWNERS THAT WON’T LEAVE. I visited an open house recently where the whole family lurked in each room. Even the dog was penned in the kitchen. So much for checking out those kitchen cabinets! I felt sorry for the poor agent who heroically tried to answer questions in this funhouse atmosphere.
3. OPEN HOUSES THAT LAST ONLY ONE HOUR. I always catch the agent as she’s throwing the signs in the trunk.
4. KITCHEN CABINETS FROM THE 80′s. If you know Boy George and Flock of Seagulls, you’ll recognize these cream laminate cabinets with the wooden trim. Please change out these dated things if you want to improve the chances of selling your home any time soon. One buyer described these cabinets to the New York Times as a “deal breaker.” By the way, stainless appliances and vessel sinks will be in this same category soon.
5. UN-MAINTAINED HOMES. I once visited a FSBO where door knobs were broken, light bulbs were burnt out, and door latches didn’t work. Needless to say, the seller was oblivious to the bad impression his overpriced property made. I don’t think he ever sold it, either.
6. NO PRINTED FLOOR PLANS. Floor plans are like the Bible to European home-buyers; they give printed floor plans much more credence than photos and even flesh-and-blood visits. I recently converted to this way of thinking. It’s annoying to view a property and have to measure each room, then later try to remember the layout.
Hopefully, you’ll encounter none of my pet peeves when you visit these open houses this weekend:
19 Eliot Cres #2, $489,9K, Brookline
BEDS:3/BATHS:1
SQ.FT:1,207
OPEN HOUSE: Saturday, May 10, 12- 2 PM
53 Gardner Rd #2, $589K, Brookline
BEDS:2/BATHS:2
SQ.FT:1,100
OPEN HOUSE: Saturday, May 10, 12- 1:30 PM
61 Greenough St, #1, $629K, Brookline
BEDS:3/BATHS:2
SQ.FT:1,1414
Sunday, May 11, 2 -4:00 PM
2 Menlo St #1, $495K, Brighton
BEDS:2/BATHS:3
SQ.FT:2,262
OPEN HOUSE: Sunday, May 11, 1-2:00 PM
1880 Commonwealth Ave #12, Brighton
BEDS:2/BATHS:1
SQ.FT: 740
OPEN HOUSE: Sunday, May 11, 11:30-1:00 PM
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